Some of you may remember a post I did a few months back titled "She said you'd be my boyfriend". It's about my friend Timmy texting my little sister, not knowing who she was.
Last week I was sitting on the couch with Autumn, eating peiwei takeout and watching Baby Mama when Autumn got a text from a number she didn't recognize. This conversation ensued. (S stands for Stranger)
S: Yo who diz??Me: Good question. Who is THIS?
S: Good question and the answer is Bertha foo now who diz?
Me: Yo mama.
S: Really who diz
Me: I wanted to know the same thing.
S: And I told u is diz cliffton?
Me: Oh you were serious. Who do you think this is, cuz I don't know you...
S: Who is diz
Me: Diz be me yo (insert the same fat lady pic I used for Timmy)
Me: You scared of me now?
S: Naw dont txt back.
Me: Buuuut I thought we'd be friiieenndsssss
Me: Don't leeavvveee me I loooveeee yoooouuuu
S: But idk u
Me: And I don't know you. Why did you text me? That isn't even me.
S: Sick freak.
S: Cuz I got my num mixed up
Me: I bet you have a beautiful baby.
Me: I meant butt. Awkward.
S: Omg leave me alone.
Me: But I have no friends now. :(
S: Leave me alone or I'll call the cops.
Me: Chill dude I didn't think it would come to this. :( goodbye...
S: Then
This conversation left me dying of laughter. It also left me with many questions. Who is this "bertha foo" and how did she manage to get her numbers so mixed up? I would bet it was on purpose, but don't quote me on that. I also wondered who cliffton was. Would she really have called the cops? And my most important question: What did she mean by "Then"? That question keeps me up at night. Not really. But still, it's a valid question.
I know it's been forever since I posted. Life is busy, yo. I've been traveling all over the place since school ended, and on top of that I have summer courses. Yay. Update tho. I am moving to SLC at the end of the summer. Woo. So, my NM friends, latah. To my Utah friends, I hope you're as excited as I am.
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