Christmas!! Early...

My love language is gift. Don't know what that is? Please google it, I don't want to explain. :)
This basically means, that the way I feel loved the most is when people give me gifts, and in return, I love giving gifts.
Christmas is just around the corner. So, I've been planning presents...Helen's present is so epic, it would make grown men cry. ;)
But see...then there's the guys...and...boys suck at receiving presents.
Me: What do you want for Christmas?
Boy 1: Nothing.
Me: Come on. Anything.
Boy 1: A conversation with you, face to face.

Me: What do you want for Christmas?
Boy 2: A letter.
Me: Okayy...anything to go with the letter?
Boy 2:...a hug?

Me: What do I get guys for Christmas?
Boy 3: Uh...how bout a pocket knife?

*faceplam*

This is gonna be a lot harder than I thought...I would go visit them all for Christmas, but...I can't. And usually if I need a quick present, I buy people socks. But...that doesn't work too well with a bunch of guys, eh? *sigh* Suggestions? No? I didn't think so...
Maybe I'll google it...