"She said you'd be my boyfriend"

It has been...so long. I apologize. You should all know why I've been busy. Simply, I am pretty busy. I got my teeth out. I had Thanksgiving. And then school started up again and my life went Cer-az-ay. Now, before you have to ask, I have this lovely photo for you.

yes. That is a picture of me the day after I got my wisdom teeth out. I look like death warmed over?? I know. Thank you.

I am also not going to attempt to finish the song challenge. I know you all had your heart set on it, but I just don't feel like doing it. Sorry. You'll live.

I know I promised I'd get that video to you guys. Well, good news. It's uploading right now. As we speak. Woooot! You're welcome.

Now, I have to tell you guys something. It's hilarious. And it goes like this.

Saturday, Autumn, Georgi and I were going to go kidnap a friend of ours. BUT, Georgi chickened out just as we pulled up to his house, and she drove off. However, previously, we had called him, trying to make sure he was home. We had called from Autumn's phone. So, last night, he texts her. And this is the conversation that ensued(please keep in mind that most of the things "she" said, I actually said):

Timmy: Who is this?
Autumn: Dude, I don't know. Who is this?
Autumn: Oh, wait, I remembered who you are.
Timmy: Okay. Who am I, and who are you?
Autumn: You are the Timothy of O'Mearas.
Timmy: Ok...who are you?
Autumn: This is me. *insert a picture of a realllllyy fat lady*
Timmy: Ur gross!
Autumn: I just really love food, okay?
Timmy: Who are you really?
Autumn: Okay. You got me. I was lying. This is me. *insert picture of Asian with glasses, staring creepily*
Timmy: I call bs on this one.
Autumn: Why would you say that?
Timmy: I don't even know that guy!
Autumn: I never said you knew who I was...
Timmy: ...
Autumn: Okay, okay, fine. This is me. For reals this time. *insert picture of my brother with his face squished up*
Timmy: Ur a freak. How did you get my number?
Autumn: I got it from the tooth fairy. She was out of money, so she gave me your number as compensation. She said you'd be my boyfriend.


And then we went to bed.

Cue this morning.

We're walking out of seminary. Kolton is standing between us, with his arms around us. To Timmy, I say, "So...anything creepy happen to you yesterday?" "No."

Guess how many times I asked him? About 234051892352345. I kept narrowing it down. "Did anything creepy happen to you last NIGHT?" "Did anything WEIRD or creepy happen last night?" "ARE YOU SURE?!?" Finally I asked, "Did you get any weird or creepy texts last night?" And he says, "No...WAIT OH MY GOSH WAS THAT YOU?!" And I start laughing hysterically, and Kolton then says that some creepy guy texted him last night. And then I informed him that it was my little sister...and then I had to show Kolton the pictures. And it was so funny.
"She sent me a picture of a really fat lady with like, three rolls. And then she sent me a picture of a weird Asian...and then an Asian baby." And then I explained that the Asian was my friend. And the "baby" was my brother. And oh my goodness it was hilarious.

If anyone would like me to send these pictures to them so they can imagine it a little bit better, feel free to ask me. I'd love to text them to you.

Oooh boy. Anyway. That's the most exciting thing that's happened to me in the past little while.

Finals are upon us. I figured I'd post today, just cuz I know I'll never get around to it otherwise. And it's a Monday. And I have such a towering pile of homework, it's not even funny. I have a 3 long page checklist I made two weeks ago, and only an eighth of the tasks are crossed off. Please understand I have until Friday to complete them. AND take 5 finals.

If you have a gun and an extra bullet, feel free to shoot me.

And, here is a tribute to Tim. (No, not Timmy. But Tim.)

#kthanksbye