Bet you couldn't guess...

1. I say "ya know" like it's going out of style.

2. My love language is gifts. If you've ever received a gift from me, you're one lucky human.

3. I have a tumor in my knee named Ingaborg.

4. I give everyone in my phone a nickname. Like, a ridiculous nickname.

5. When I go on walks alone, I talk to myself.

6. I don't ever share my opinions. If you've ever been in a class with me, you know how bad it is.

7. When I feel like I'm loosing control of my life, I dye my hair.

8. I filled out a punch card at my local froyo/ice cream place within a month of living here...

9. I'm afraid to cook things because I feel like I'll start a fire. This fear started a few months ago...

10. When I go to fast food type restaurants, I take home handfuls of spoons. We always seem to lose them..

11. I have enough taco sauce in my pantry to last through the zombie apocalypse.

12. I think compliments from gay men are the very best.

13. I sing opera in the shower.

14. I also say "Ouch! Wowie! Hot MAMA!" about every single time I get in the shower, because I never fix the temperature until I'm already in the shower...

15. I want to propose to a stranger with a ring pop.

16. I hate when people tell me what I am. Like, let me decide whether I'm an introvert or an extrovert, yeah?

17. I'm an external processor. Until I can talk to someone about something, I can't resolve it.

18. I'm a hardcore Monk-ie.

19. If you insult my dog, I'll have a hard time forgiving you. Seriously.

20. When I cry, my eyes turn this insanely beautiful color.

21. I will probably never allow you to see me cry.

22. I take comfort over being attractive almost 100% of the time.

23. I hate passive aggressive people.

24. When I'm home alone, I jam to Wu Tang Clan and The Killers. #sorrynotsorry

25. Cheesy pickup lines are the way to my heart.

26. Enya makes me so so happy. Blast to the past in the best way possible.

27. If I love you, I'll make/give you food. The more food you receive from me, the more I love you.

28. One of my favorite board games is called "Ulcer".

29. I'd rather spend time with one or two people I care about a lot, than spend time with a TON of people, even if I care about all of them.

30. I want to be Aubrey Caswell when I grow up. Her last name is Taylor now, just btw.

31. I have about a thousand pairs of shoes, and only wear one pair...

32. I can play a grand total of zero sports.

33. I don't think germs are a big deal. I'm roughly the opposite of a germaphobe.

34. If you're a musician, my opinion of you just increased by 50%. Wanna get married? ;)

35. I have changed more diapers than most mothers.

36. My apartment stays at roughly 80 degrees ALL THE TIME, whether our heater is on or not, even though it is FREEZING outside.

37. I can almost lick my elbow.

38. One of my greatest talents is walking and talking simultaneously.

39. I had braces earlier this year.

40. I think the sand and dirt of New Mexico is beautiful. I'll get incredibly angry at you if you argue this.

41. I think Cool Whip is disgusting.

42. If you talk about sharks, I will get sick.

43. I think skinny guys are the best. :)

44. The chances of me trying to get you to play Mexican Horse Race are pretty high.

45. Wreck It Ralph is one of my favorite movies, for nostalgic reasons.

46. If I don't like you, I might call you Orange Biff, or something similar.

47. Sometimes my roommates and I like to pretend to be pregnant.

48. I can't make caramel apples.

49. All I want for Christmas is a camelbak and a pair of good climbing shoes.

50. I super love it when people comment on my blog. ;)


If you knew the majority of this, there's a chance your name is Bonnie...;)

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