I eat Macaroni and Cheese in the Bathtub

Let's say that you're driving down the street one morning, and you see a tow truck that says, "We have the best hookers in town!" on the back. What do you do?

If you answered, "Call the number," you're correct! Yay, give the man/woman/I can't tell a prize!!

Monday morning, I'm driving home from Seminary. We did our usual stuff. At the stop light, we successfully made someone from EVERY car look at us with the same quizzical look. We laughed obnoxiously and sang loudly and danced. It was normal. Until we got to the second stoplight. And in the lane to our left, a little ahead of us, was a tow truck, proudly supporting the slogan "We have the best hookers in town!" with their logo on the door, along with a phone number. After about 30 seconds of laughing and convincing, Nickolas called them from Autumn's phone. We were all biting back laughter.

N: "Hi, I hear you have the best hookers in town."
Man: "Yes, ma'am."

Well, he hung up and we all laughed, mostly because he called Nickolas a girl. We called back, from my phone this time.

N:*in his best and deepest voice* "Hi, I hear you have the best hookers in town."
Man: "Yes, sir."
N: *plugging nose to avoid laughter* "Are you available Saturday?"
Man: Oh PLEASE!!

I almost peed my pants.

I have told almost everyone I see that story. It's just really funny, okay?


I was asked to play a musical number in church in a few weeks. Naturally, I found a bunch of people to sing, so that way no one will be focusing on my music. Last night we had our first group rehearsal. Ian, our Tenor, was sitting on a chair in my living room as I rehearsed the girls parts, while Morgan, the bass, sat on a different chair, texting. Just as we were about to start the 3rd verse, Ian holds up a childrens book he founded and exclaimed, "It's okay to be different!" which was the title of the book. We turn around and looked at Ian, and upon seeing the book I said, "That's such a good book. It says that it's okay to have a pet worm. It also says it's okay to eat Macaroni and Cheese in the bathtub." As I turn back to the piano Ian says, "Good, cuz I do that all the time." I agreed, and just as I was hitting the first notes, he says, "Actually, I just eat my pet worms in the bathtub."

With that, I wish you a good day, I'll stop putting off my homework, and I'll let you sit there and laugh about worms and tow trucks.